Pasithea

Hmm. so... My spouse and I were going to have veggie burgers for dinner except she didn't really buy any veggie burger mix like she said we did... She did go shopping though and there was some dublin port and cheddar cheese in the fridge and guiness (Okay, the guiness came a little later) Irish cheese and irish beer... There was only one thing to do... Make ethnic food night... So I put some sausages in a skillet with a bit of water and some bacon grease, boiled up some potatos and mashed them, and made a heavy oily brown gravy.... Stacey was ecstatic. I never cook this sort of stuff. ... And now I know why...

YOU WEIRD BRITIZENS! HOW DO YOU LIVE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Two black and tans, a sausage, a pile of mash and gravy and cheese so sharp it makes your jaw clench and you break out in a cold sweat... Sure I'm in cheese bliss but I think I've taken 10 years off my life.

Good grief! Are you people mad? This stuff will kill you, or at the very least cause smaller bodies (Like Saturn) to fall into your orbit. Here I thought american food was bad. At least fried okra contains something green. Oy.

I'm going to lay on my back and sweat and breath heavily for a while. I think all my notions of british accents as attractive has been quashed by this night of debauchery.