EEeeeeeew!
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pasitheaI don't get a lot of spam e-mail and sometimes the sender and topic are close enough to e-mails I might expect that I open them. (Though I use elm so they're not even getting webhit counts for their embedded images or anything)
Anyhow. Today's is apparently a weight loss drug... At least I guess that's what it is. Their advertisement is so bad that I can't really guess its true nature. But here's the line that stood out:
the most enchanting flesh loss product is now readily available
.... Um... Eeew! If I thought it wouldn't bounce, I'd consider writing them back with an advertising slogan:
Zombo-goo! It's good for you!
EDIT: Reading a little further, the ad starts going on about The Hunger and the cravings. I really think this might be a zombie med. Here's a bit more:
I greedily devoured all this garbige
and just could not stop.
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Oh, God,
my inclination to eat constantly vanished,
*I hate spammers so much I'm not even going to give them the benefit of name spreading by copying their product name while ridiculing them.
Anyhow. Today's is apparently a weight loss drug... At least I guess that's what it is. Their advertisement is so bad that I can't really guess its true nature. But here's the line that stood out:
the most enchanting flesh loss product is now readily available
.... Um... Eeew! If I thought it wouldn't bounce, I'd consider writing them back with an advertising slogan:
Zombo-goo! It's good for you!
EDIT: Reading a little further, the ad starts going on about The Hunger and the cravings. I really think this might be a zombie med. Here's a bit more:
I greedily devoured all this garbige
and just could not stop.
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Oh, God,
my inclination to eat constantly vanished,
*I hate spammers so much I'm not even going to give them the benefit of name spreading by copying their product name while ridiculing them.
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Date: 2007-05-09 05:21 pm (UTC)Wow.
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Date: 2007-05-09 05:39 pm (UTC)I have a post-Civil War milieu where, rather than give up slave labor the plantation owners took up zombifying their slaves. I can just see them ordering it by the vat.
Zombie-goo! The amazing new product that improves your productivity, increases your profits and, best of all, staves off any uprisings.
*headdesk* *whines* but I'm busy with rakshesas and djinn!
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Date: 2007-05-09 06:51 pm (UTC)But lo! What devilry is this I see?
This ruinous passion passed away after I started course with *PRODUCT!
Now, if only I can wedge it into iambic pentameter.
Oooh! Oooh! Even better! We need to combine spam!
I AM DR. BOB BAUHAUS CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND BRAAAAIIIIIIINNNNS....
Harder Braaa1iiins now!
Dang. Now I'm going to be thinking these up all day.
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Date: 2007-05-10 02:48 pm (UTC)Starting to get strange late night cravings?
Feeling down after being bitten on the street earlier?
Not able to prepare a full meal because your friends are busy hammering wooden planks over the windows and doors?
Maybe Zombo-Goo is for you."